Funny SMS jokes collection

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
(Category: Funny SMS jokes Characters: 117)
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
(Category: Funny SMS jokes Characters: 61)
Why don't men often show their true feelings? - Because they don't have any.
(Category: Funny SMS jokes Characters: 77)
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
(Category: Funny SMS jokes Characters: 58)
I had amnesia once - maybe twice.
(Category: Funny SMS jokes Characters: 34)
Scanning your brain:
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Scanning complete. Your brain is made up of 2 parts: left and right. The left part of your brain has nothing right. The right part of your brain has nothing left!
(Category: Flirt SMS messages Characters: 183)

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