Dirty SMS Jokes

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love?

Honey, Im home!
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I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
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Text: I want to suck you.. lick you.. wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
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Message: Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
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Don`t drink water, because fish f*ck in it!
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Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
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Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
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Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.
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Happiness is like penis; always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when u learn to share it, u'll realize how big & precious it is!
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A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!
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Doctor said to drink alcohol only one day a week, but did not say which. So let's drink every day not to miss that day!
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Life is harmful, people die of it...
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I want you. I want to be with you in your bed. I want your body on fire, I want the body to sweat. Thou shalt be only mine. YOUR FLU
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